Shweta Bharadwaj signs a French movie

Munch, munch
Morning my mushroom quiches! How is the day treating you? I’m up and about, having finished soaking in my bubble bath. I’m starving, but breakfast will hold. I have to tell you about hurry-scurry Aamir Khan first.
I was sipping my Oolong green tea when a birdy dropped by to update me on her Bandra buddy. Tweety spotted the actor-filmmaker driving out of his building on Wednesday subah subah at 9:30 sharp.
No sooner had his Audi SUV crossed the gates, Khan was munching on his breakfast. Looks like he had no time for chai-naashta at home. Of course, since he’s so courteous, he offered to share the breakfast with his chauffeur and the security guards travelling with him.. but they politely declined. So Aamir munched alone.
Tweety’s wondering what’s eating into Aamir’s time at home considering he’s acting in just one movie. Just imagine what would happen if he had two or more films under production simultaneously. Then he’d most probably have his lunch, dinner and snacks in his car. Shudder!
Producer’s specialMust say I was glad to hear that Saif Ali Khan is taking his role as a producer really seriously these days.
Another parinda from Andheri called to express surprise at sighting the Chhota Nawab at the producers and distributors meeting held at The Club the other day. Yeah, we know that the top three Khans — Aamir, Shah Rukh and Salman — are believed to have issued letters of support to the association, for a fair revenue-sharing system with the multiplex owners.
Now that he’s turned nirmata and his maiden venture, Love Aaj Kal, is scheduled for release in July.. I’m told Saif was quite vocal and aired his opinions with his trademark assertiveness. Chalo, badhiya hai.
Table for fourAlrite.. after 15 odd minutes, I’ve had enough of chai-naashta. But one can’t say the same for Anurag Kashyap and his French girlfriend Kalki Koechlin.
The DevD maker and his muse were seen at Soul Fry in Bandra, in the company of another firang couple.
The foursome seemed to be having a blast and lingered over their khaana-peena.. they didn’t budge from their seats for a good three hours.
In fact, only, after about an hour or so, Kashyap, Koechlin and their friends seemed to focus on the food and wine. Hic hoc hooray or what!
Look, who’s changing!Mottu is finally here.. with some chatpata news on Shweta Bharadwaj. Who is she now? I’m told she’s an aspiring actress who debuted in Misshun Istanbhool or something such. So?
So this Ms Bharadwaj has signed a French movie, says Mots.. adding that she’s not willing to reveal anything more than that she’s donning 60 different looks.
Shweta claims that the filmmakers chose her because she looks alag alag from every angle. If Mots doesn’t leave this minute I’m going to scream. Par kya karen, such is life dearies!